A variety show producer with four cancelled programmes and one last slot pitches the only concept the network will greenlight: two people who publicly hate each other, one apartment, eight weeks.
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Sign inFair warning that the first ten chapters are slow. Push through them — chapter 12 is where it clicks.
Been saying this for weeks and getting downvoted for it, so vindication feels good.
This is the comment that convinced me to start it, so thank you.
Dropped this twice and came back both times. Something about it doesn't let go.
Solid but uneven. When it's good it's excellent; when it's not it leans on coincidence a little too hard.
The prose has a dryness to it that I didn't expect from the genre and I'm completely here for it.
Started this on a whim last week and I'm now 90 chapters deep at 2am on a work night. No regrets.
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